vlad-teps's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[No cure for Love ( Demo )]

Best game ever, Ebola chan moves swiftly to battle the haters of love, with her majestic flopy locks and Ebola gun, onwards Ebola chan. how can one rate this anything other than 5 stars. If this lurv' is wrong, I don'ts wants to bes rights. We lurv u Eboler chan! ;,;

[Kitty Rescue Squad 2]

Super fun, and addictive, the puzzles get harder and harder making you really use your head, the only real killer is lack of changing music, and lack of save/load features which would make the game 5 instead of 4

[Fps Beta Build]

Music was awesome, looks where pretty sweet, only issue is I can't figure out how to fire the gun, no foes, menu, or otherwise any form of gameplay aside from running around, overall though I really would like to see you turn this into an actual game, it's pretty freaking sweet.

[Super Jumper Runner Dude]

Difficulty level = I spit on your grave. The sprites and looks are decent, but the game is barbarically hard, I got quite a distance in the game after falling into crap hundreds of times, it needs music at the very least, I dig the retro style and the looks are quite awesome drenched in retro goodness. But the difficulty level is: blind cripple being butt pounded by leprechauns whist being forced to storm the beaches of Normandy. Please include at the very very least a difficulty option next time. With some music and different difficulties this could have been at the least a 4 star game.

Pipeweed responds:

You are truly right, this was really meant to be a brutally hard game. Just something to waste few minutes :)

I tried few things with the randomization, i could make an EASY mode for the next release, but it really felt boring and dull when i tried a prototype. But i will try to get it done :) THanks again!

[Hood Episode 3]

Artwork was great, music could be more diverse, puzzles where challenging without being morbidly hard, items where fun but would like to see more, along with larger maps. Very good overall, the artist clearly improved from his prior works, can't wait to look at his more recent games.

[Hood Episode 2]

Good game raped by bad puzzle layout, the art, point and click, music. Whole nine yards was well done, the first game led you with clues just enough to use your head to progress. There are no clues at all for the Fish Machine puzzle, and not a soul seems to be telling anyone how to do it. Unless I utterly missed something, the game became less of a challenge, less fun, and more of an aggravation. Some people in comments said you need to click the buttons when they're at a certain point? "Between the two arrows maybe?", regardless, nothing seems to work. All I can think is, what a good game, ruined by a morbidly stupid puzzle. I see the things circled in the book, but with zero clues to go on it seems sort of retarded, way harder than it needs to be. Where the F$%$ are the clues?! What a waste.

[Miami Shark]

5 stars!
Every thing about this game is pure win!

Super violent monster shark!
The OMG SHARK bubbles as you're dragging a Stealth Bomber into the water
Eating Ducks
Crushing Boats with your shark penis just by touching it!

I believe Chuck Norris had a son... and this is the offspring... yes Chuck banged a shark.
Amazing!

RAWR mofo's

[Jurattack]

4 stars!
Skill man, just skill.

Nicely done animated background, interesting idea, decent game play.
Overall pretty fun and cool.

Advice, maybe make a timer where enemy's go berserk and add hardcore music when it occurs, maybe make a gun powerup.

Also... lag... why?
I have 8 gigs ram, a wicked processor, and a sick video card via pci-e
Lag should not occur... not sure if it's server side, or internet, but I'm wired via fiber optic high speed.
So don't know man... just plain out lag.
May or may not be my fault, but the point remains the same, you have skill and know how to use it.
Mix it up a bit, maybe add some more stuff and make more aggressive music a part of it to pump me up.

Maybe weapon collection for the Dino instead of shooting flames.
Still very nicely done.

TLDNR
Yes I know.. anyway that's my two dimes worth

Iceflass responds:

Thanks for the review! The lag is something I'm looking into. It seems to happen on some computers that should definitely not be experiencing any lag. Thanks for the heads up and nice words, appreciate it.
Cheers!

[Online Dating]

3 stars.

It kept my attention for 10 seconds.
Music is nice, art is a little basic and game play is too basic and does not hold attention.

It's fun I guess, as a complex person this is not enough for me though.
Basic and nice outcome though.

[Lawman of the Future]

3.5 stars

Pros
The animation is pretty good, the controls are basic and work.

Cons
The sounds are repetitive
No music
Just seems a bit dry, like somethings missing
Not funny, yet not serious, it just feels sort of stale

Summery.
You have talent, and skill, mix it up and get creative and I think you could make something really awesome.