vlad-teps's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Rolling Stone 3]

5 stars
Why

Loud obnoxious music from Sonic
Simple yet amusing loop
Cute but not retarded drawings that look good for its simplistic style.

It amuses me, and can be used as a tool to hurt peoples ears.

It's actually nice.
One bit of advice.
Lower the sound voiume.
Somthing tells me you wanted it to blast peoples ears off though lol
P.P I like you.

[RAZOR and RAIN]

Hated the music, it's overdrematic, over sensitive, and really lame.

One star because the animation was somewhat fluid and artsy.
The content itself is what's wrong with allot of people.

Extremism in all forms is lame, so is being over emotional.
There should be an add for Psychiatry at the end.
Seriously, Depikote... google it.

[Super Mario in "TAKEN"]

4 stars
It's not really funny.. maybe if someone has a really iq and is a sheeple.
As an adult with an education I'm like.. "this is lame"

BUT
4 stars because.
The art style is awesome, it's well animated, and the voice acting was actually pretty good.
I'd studdy some funny movies and inhance the humor so it's not so abstract that it's dumb.
Namely this.

Not an attack, I'm just being honest.
You're really skilled, increse the humor, and YULF083 you'll be freaking awesome!
You have some skills man.

YULFO83 responds:

Thanks. I'll study more funny movies to enhance my humor.
heres a list of the movies I plan to see.

1.Witness Protection starring Larry the Cable Guy

2. chairman of the board starring Carrot top

3. Paul Blart: Mall Cop starring Kevin James

4 Jack and Jill Starring Adam Sandler

5. and Precious starring martin lawrence in a fat suit.

[Average Day on Newgrounds]

Normally I'd give zero stars for somthing like this, but for some weird reason it's mezmrizing.
XD and there's Strawberry Clock... so it can't be that bad..... right? lol

[Lazy Writing 7]

It was short but rightuflly so.
It was funny and made me laugh, but I feel if it where any longer it may have gotten retarded to an abstract point.

Overall pretty funny :p

[A Rusty Five Seconds]

Half a star.

Pros
Catchy beat

Cons.
I don't know you, from a bystander perspective what I see.
Are random stick figure style faces morphing.
Weird music that's somewhat catchy.
And then it ends.
No description with depth to make me understand what this is supposed to be.

I'm sorry, but please convey yourself in a manor that i can understand.
This is senseless, has no descrption of what it's supposed to be; I'm not a mind reader.
And just seems like a waist of bandwith.

Brutal cold honesty.

PoisonHeart responds:

Hmm.....I wouldn't say that's cold or brutal, pretty constructive actually. I'm just unsure as to which manors you understand...how many floors? Rooms with seperate kitchenettes? How many acres? What color wallpaper makes the most sense in a manor you understand?

no, seriously, thanks for the constructive criticism.

[Zoinks]

Foul humor, good art style, funny as helldirty humor!
>:) I love it haha

It's stupid funny, without being totally abstract to the point of making me say wtf
Just the right ammount of insanity!
I love it xD

[Bubbles]

Sue me for having my own opinion as I know this will get downed.
It was just strange.. period, it's not even slapstick.
This is just one more reason for me to question people's Intelligence

"no fear of being chastised by masses"
My opinon

[Parintinial Problems]

I gave 3 stars.
The Dino Crapping himself was funny, and the dirty humor was cool.
The mic is too sensitive and I could hear lips smacking when the dino's where talking which got on my nerves.
The animation could be smoothed out a bit and refined.

Not outright bad, but not quite amazing ether.
A better mic, up the art style a little bit and it could be quite cool.

[Yiff Yiff Yiff]

I gave half a star because some of the animations where Ok'ish
Everything else made no sense at all, hurt my ears, and where just flashing lights with really lame gay music.

Just lame.