vlad-teps's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[That Ain't Me]

I sexually identify as a Panzer tank.
Could not relate.

Though I'll give 3 stars for the bird chick.
It lacks Thrash Metal, blood, explosions, and adult female boobs though.

But flying bird chick was enough for a three.
Forgive my review, for I am more Panzer than human lel

LevPo responds:

You are forgiven.

[Walter Prison years pt2]

Three stars, you clearly took time with this flash and put work into it, it gave me a little chuckle. Art could be improved, but overall I like you dude. Keep at it, keep messing with different ways of drawling. Then again your user name is Crappy Animations, I don't know you man. But I like your crappy Flash enough to not blam or neg rate.

CrappyAnimations responds:

Cheers Dude

I am always trying to improve my animations, but still have an element of crappyness at the same time, lol.
appreciate the feedback.

Cheers
Ste

[No Ifs, Butts, n Coconuts]

After watching this drunk my thoughts are as follows: I like you and I want to buy you a beer lulz, but for real, it was pretty funny, made me laugh, and the screwball/slapstick comedy was well done. For the type of video it was I think the animation is fitting, I like your style and humor and it makes me want to take money and use it to make you drunk like I am because it made me laugh... yes... lulz
Pay no heed to the drunk man, but I enjoyed this. Forgive my incoherent Pirate ways :p 4.5 for you~

JonSock responds:

lol "makes me want to make money to make you drunk". Thanks this was a very nice review

[Super Mario in "TAKEN"]

4 stars
It's not really funny.. maybe if someone has a really iq and is a sheeple.
As an adult with an education I'm like.. "this is lame"

BUT
4 stars because.
The art style is awesome, it's well animated, and the voice acting was actually pretty good.
I'd studdy some funny movies and inhance the humor so it's not so abstract that it's dumb.
Namely this.

Not an attack, I'm just being honest.
You're really skilled, increse the humor, and YULF083 you'll be freaking awesome!
You have some skills man.

YULFO83 responds:

Thanks. I'll study more funny movies to enhance my humor.
heres a list of the movies I plan to see.

1.Witness Protection starring Larry the Cable Guy

2. chairman of the board starring Carrot top

3. Paul Blart: Mall Cop starring Kevin James

4 Jack and Jill Starring Adam Sandler

5. and Precious starring martin lawrence in a fat suit.

[A Rusty Five Seconds]

Half a star.

Pros
Catchy beat

Cons.
I don't know you, from a bystander perspective what I see.
Are random stick figure style faces morphing.
Weird music that's somewhat catchy.
And then it ends.
No description with depth to make me understand what this is supposed to be.

I'm sorry, but please convey yourself in a manor that i can understand.
This is senseless, has no descrption of what it's supposed to be; I'm not a mind reader.
And just seems like a waist of bandwith.

Brutal cold honesty.

PoisonHeart responds:

Hmm.....I wouldn't say that's cold or brutal, pretty constructive actually. I'm just unsure as to which manors you understand...how many floors? Rooms with seperate kitchenettes? How many acres? What color wallpaper makes the most sense in a manor you understand?

no, seriously, thanks for the constructive criticism.

[Durp]

Learn to draw.

Ok regus.

What is: stupid fucking flash.

Oh-Snapple responds:

<3

[sonic movie madness1]

this is giting a bit wierd

Nice This flash has a couple of movie tiw ins nice humer...
But theres somting else, kinda like the cult clasic movies dispite the
anamationd this stuff grows on you lol think im turning into a fur
lol any way warh both the imp series and boath of thees
sonic flashes s couple of times to fully apreaseate it,
also try to look beond the anamations.

all in all I givr this a 7 out of 10
ITS good for a laugh.

WATCH THIS AND THE IMP SERIES!!!

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Yeah i already watched em.. hell I even made them

[MY legend of zelda]

:-l.......AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Oh my fucking god....When link slapd that chicken around I damn neer pissed myself that was funny as hell, your flashes totaly kick ass.
FOR ANYONE READING THIS WATH THIS FLASH its realy funny
and you wont regret it.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Yeah, i never trusted chickens.. they cross roads, smile happy on mc chicken happymeals and they can Kill off Link in 5 minutes with more determnation to kill him then any zelda villain ever had..

[Imp, episode 14]

Its ok

your flashes are ok...The humer side is there.
but unless the flash animationg gets beater, im
afrade im not going to watch any more of thees.

All in all
i give it a 3 out of 10

RogerregoRRoger responds:

ýeah im better in recent work, like beavis versus butthead and rogermovie collection 2

[imp episode 16]

It was pirty good actuly

The animatins realy need work... I mean total over haul.
And the music sucked, the bigining blew as well.......
But despite thees flaws......I actuly kinda liked it.
After the simply retarted Opeining., the movie was actuly enticing
It had some cool humer, and I would have probly gave it a ten.
Its just the artwork, and music.. that was realy bad. It needs some work , but that was original and creative.. keep at it.

all in all i give this A 6 out of 10

Watch this flash its actuly quite intresting,

RogerregoRRoger responds:

I congratulate you on being one of the rare people who watch trough bad graphics and opening scenes then ^^