vlad-teps's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[That Ain't Me]

I sexually identify as a Panzer tank.
Could not relate.

Though I'll give 3 stars for the bird chick.
It lacks Thrash Metal, blood, explosions, and adult female boobs though.

But flying bird chick was enough for a three.
Forgive my review, for I am more Panzer than human lel

LevPo responds:

You are forgiven.

[Final Form]

May we all one day die with our dick in our hands and this song playing. 10/10
;.; this song is bae

[True History- Gilgamesh]

Just saying the Gilgamesh is not Man's first myth/creation myth.
Mankind's first creation myth was the Enûma Eliš, in which God, was a Dragon called Tiamat.
It represented primal chaos, and is the first known representation of a Dragon. Right and wrong are constructs that vary in definition from person to person and don't exist in nature. Tiamat represents freedom in that primal essence of simply being, she is the all and nothing. Later the female was damned and deemed evil, order and her son venerated and they symbolically killed god. The Christian bible also plagiarized Genesis from the Enûma Eliš. Almost every faith in mankind was warped from the Enûma Eliš, including the Gilgamesh. Just saying. The Enûma Eliš was Mankind's first known creation myth, not the Gilgamesh.

[You Knew What I Was When You Picked Me Up: No Evil 020]

Never seen this before, now I have to watch it from Number 1,

This sort of stuff is the prime reason I canceled Netflix.
There is more soul, and work, put into books, and actual art, than any garbage that's pushed and commercialized to make a quick dollar.

No fakeness, just a human's desire to create art, and tell a story from their own mind.
Creativity and dreams manifested.

While I have no idea what's going on in the story, I'm getting a Gist.
Style is awesome, voicing is good for what it is.

Can't wait to start from number one! You earned a new fan, this looks really interesting.
A real real shame, that most mainstream things out there are not even half as interesting as this short I just entered into at random, keep up the sweet work!

[Prison Planet]

As others have noted, you're very skilled at drawling and the movie itself looked great as a testiment to your skill, with that said audio and a bit more color would have made this a five. Then again you where probably on a deadline and art is subjective, not sure what you where going for, but as far as constructive criticism that is what I would add. You're a talented artist and I like your gritty style, I hope to see more!

[Walter Prison years pt2]

Three stars, you clearly took time with this flash and put work into it, it gave me a little chuckle. Art could be improved, but overall I like you dude. Keep at it, keep messing with different ways of drawling. Then again your user name is Crappy Animations, I don't know you man. But I like your crappy Flash enough to not blam or neg rate.

CrappyAnimations responds:

Cheers Dude

I am always trying to improve my animations, but still have an element of crappyness at the same time, lol.
appreciate the feedback.

Cheers
Ste

[No Ifs, Butts, n Coconuts]

After watching this drunk my thoughts are as follows: I like you and I want to buy you a beer lulz, but for real, it was pretty funny, made me laugh, and the screwball/slapstick comedy was well done. For the type of video it was I think the animation is fitting, I like your style and humor and it makes me want to take money and use it to make you drunk like I am because it made me laugh... yes... lulz
Pay no heed to the drunk man, but I enjoyed this. Forgive my incoherent Pirate ways :p 4.5 for you~

JonSock responds:

lol "makes me want to make money to make you drunk". Thanks this was a very nice review

[Ebola People]

Anamation was horrible, vocing was sub par, humor was really really dry; I like Ebola chan, and am even drunk, this failed to make me laugh even though the subject matter is not somthing that offends me, overall just really poor quality on every front that needs work in every area. But who knows, maybe someone likes this? 1.5 I feel is fair for this.

[Pikachu Short]

At first I was thinking Blam, but I watched it all the way through, DRUNK even, after the poo I did not laugh, but the troll face is what saved it and made it go from x to 4 stars, it made me laugh, not a ton, but it made me chuckle, I'd like to see more detail in the turd rather than just a bland splash, maybe a slow mo of him screaming like a child at a silly volume followed by the slow release of a huge nugget, more detail, but this is just constructive criticism from a drunk man. You made me laugh, thus I give you a 4!

[Concord]

Since I'm not a two year old girl I find this really really lame.
I'm sure woman and gay people will love this though.